Well, it finally happened: Some entertainers were greedy and desperate enough to perform at inaugural ceremonies for the most corrupt, criminal President-elect in American history! On Thursday, January 19, the “Make America Great Again!” Welcome Celebration will take place on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial, and the “entertainment” will include:
• Early-2000s radio rock also-rans 3 Doors Down
• Country lummox Toby Keith
• Broadway performer Jennifer Holliday
• DJ Ravidrums
• Lee Greenwood (the “God Bless the USA” guy)
• The Piano Guys
• Tim Rushlow (another country guy)
• Larry Stewart (another country guy)
Go ahead and Google these people. We’re sure you’ll be as unimpressed as we were.
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