The Secret Service’s job is to keep the US President—any US President, no matter how corrupt or evil—alive. But it seems like they may not be as committed to that task, when it comes to the worthless orange man-baby Donald Trump, as they’ve been in the past…
This week, a laptop containing the floor plans to Trump Tower was stolen from a Secret Service agent’s car, right in her driveway!
And last week, a California man jumped the White House fence…and was able to roam the grounds for nearly 20 minutes before the Secret Service finally captured him!
Frankly, it’s starting to seem like Trump’s bodyguards hate him as much as every intelligent American (and most foreigners)! No wonder he’s keeping his thuggish private security force around.
We’ll know things have gotten really bad when the military band stops playing “Hail to the Chief” and starts playing “I’ll Be Glad When You’re Dead (You Rascal You)”!